ATF Sends Kristi Noem Champagne Bottle to Celebrate Dog’s Shooting

Following the revelation of South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem’s shooting of her dog, the ATF sent her a bottle of champagne to commemorate the occasion. Noem has faced a tidal wave of criticism in response to her documentation of the event in her memoir, but members of the ATF have been outspoken in her defense. … Continue reading ATF Sends Kristi Noem Champagne Bottle to Celebrate Dog’s Shooting

Superstitious NC State Fan Takes Blame for Wolfpack Loss

Following NC State’s 63-50 loss to Purdue in the Final Four, one superstitious Wolfpack fan was quick to take the blame. Despite recording zero points, rebounds, assists, steals, and blocks in zero minutes of action, Jack Chalk told reporters that he was the reason the Wolfpack fell to the Boilermakers. “That loss is on me,” … Continue reading Superstitious NC State Fan Takes Blame for Wolfpack Loss

Kansas Basketball Program to Start OnlyFans Account

Following 4th-seeded Kansas’s 89-68 loss to 5th-seeded Gonzaga in the 2nd round of the Midwest Region in the NCAA tournament Saturday, one disgruntled Jayhawks fan called for the team to join OnlyFans. Bob Harold, a resident of Columbus, Ohio, told reporters that the Jayhawks starting a profile on the site could boost NIL funds for … Continue reading Kansas Basketball Program to Start OnlyFans Account