Ladiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies aaand gentlemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen, the moment you’ve all been waiting for! The fur-flying fido fight of the centuryyyyy!
In the red corner, weighing in at 60 pounds, the Jacked Russell himself, Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiles!
And in the blue corner, the challenger, weighing in at 17 pounds, the Rat Terror, Crackeeeeeeeeeeeeeers!
All right…llllllllet’s get ready to rumb-
And Crackers strikes first with a right jab, backs up, Miles lunges for the leg HE’S GOT THE HIND LEG! Crackers is trying to shake out of it, but Miles isn’t letting go! Crackers turns back he lunges and goes for the cheek, HE’S GOT THE CHEEK THAT’S NOT REGULATION! Miles wraps his paws around Crackers Crackers isn’t letting go of that cheek AND DOWN GOES MILES he’s rolling around on his back is he TAKING THE FALL?! Miles jumps up and body slams Crackers whoooooooa mama we got a world-class rumble going on here…what’s this? WHAT IS THIS? They’re both running away! They’re running to the kitchen and OH MY GOD there’s mom with the pup-peronis and they stop they sit they SCOOOOOOOOORE!
The only loser in this match was me, because my dogs decided to get their scuffle on while I was trying to watch Young Guns 😒
And I don’t particularly care for pup-peronis.