Supreme Court hearings? Zzzzzzzzzz!
Anonymous New York Times Op-Ed discussing the resistance’s efforts to keep Trump in check? #DontGiveAShit
Burt Reynolds died? Nooooooooooooooooo!
One of my all-time favorite actors, from Deliverance to Smokey and the Bandit to even Boogie Nights, has left us 😢
Good ole Burt drew a mean bow, drove a mean Trans-Am, and had quite the eye for Golden-Age Porn (well, in Boogie Nights, at least. Then there was, of course, that infamous centerfold…)
Not to mention the fact that he played college football at Florida State.
Football+Acting=The Longest Yard=BADASS.
Sure, he had his share of duds (I think? I’d have to look them up), but here’s my top 5 in no particular order:
1. The Longest Yard
3. Smokey and the Bandit
4. White Lightning
5. Boogie Nights
He was such a boss, they even mentioned him on an episode of The Ranch.
Ashton Kutcher: “Man, Burt Reynolds has the best mustache ever!”
Sam Elliott: “Says who?”
When your ‘stache game is even remotely close to Sam Elliott’s, you got it goin’ on.
Oh, look what I just saw on Wikipedia:
I’m not sure if I’m crying tears of sorrow or laughter now.
Still, I’m gonna miss you, Burt. I’ll be hoisting up a Coors for you tonight.