Cleveland: 1-1-1

They did it! The Cleveland Browns finally did it! I can’t believe it! OH MY GOD!

As Tupac Shakur once said, “Break out the champagne glasses and mothafuckin’ condoms!”

Wait, did the Browns win the Super Bowl?


Did the Browns win a playoff game?


Did the Browns win a game that qualifies them for the playoffs?

See previous answer (No).

Did the Browns win a game?


Wait…I’m not even a Browns fan 😒

Still, I’m happy for them. The Dawg Pound hasn’t tasted the sweet nectar of victory since December 24, 2016.

To put it in perspective, I was single the last time they won a game.

Interestingly enough, December 24, 2016 was the day I proposed to my girlfriend (now wife. She said yes 😊).

Anyway, congratulations to Cleveland for holding the current prestigious record of 1-1-1. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an NFL team start its season like that.

But, as a Raiders fan, I can tell you that 1-1-1>0-2.

It also amazes me that Browns Head Coach Hue Jackson wouldn’t commit to rookie quarterback Baker Mayfield as the starter after the game.

Last night’s stats:

Tyrod Taylor: 4-14, 19 yards.

Baker Mayfield: 17-23, 201 yards.

I mean, it’s not rocket science, is it?

Then again, I’m not a football coach.

Fantasy football doesn’t count. 😔

The Browns still have 13 games to play this season, and I’m not betting on them winning even half of those.

However, a win is a win.

Time to turn those Browns, err, frowns, upside down.

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