You know what the world needs right now?
Laughter.
Fear not, ladies and gents. For I, Zach Yonk, former twice-paid-but-mainly-open-mic comic, am here to provide you with a few quick, lame jokes.
1. Did you hear about the gay guy who became a Mormon?
He was looking for mor-men!
2. Did you know that Buzz Lightyear is a member of the Beyhive?
“To Infinity and Beyoncé!”
3. I met a Mennonite prostitute once…
She could do eight men-o-night!
4. What’s the difference between the Cleveland Indians and a porn star?
A porn star can finish!
So I quit going to open mics a couple of years ago. Nowadays, I just go home and make love to my wife, because when I do that I know at least one person will laugh 😄😒
Have a great day, y’all!
yonkaholic 
And what’s the deal with airplane food? No, seriously, what are they feeding those things? They’re massive!
Wait so you used to do stand-up or are you still doing it? Cause I want to secure early rights to free tickets for every show.
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Used to. It stopped being fun for me so I leave it to others.
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Well, you got a new stage now.
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Exactly.
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Delivered as promised
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