They say that if you want to hurt a parent, then talk shit about his or her kids.
My wife and I don’t have any kids, but we DO have dogs. Miles and Crackers mean the world to us.
Would it be nice if they were a little more well-behaved? Sure, but oh well.
I know, I know, “Being a dog parent isn’t the same as being a real parent.”
No shit, Nostradamus. It’s better.
You don’t have to worry about dogs throwing away their life savings on a startup Meth lab, or forgetting to change your car’s oil for over a month, or erasing your saved file on Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
If I heard anyone talking smack about Miles and Crackers, then it would honestly break my heart.
You may be thinking:
“Zach, they’re just dogs. They don’t know if someone is making fun of them!”
I know, but I do. Besides, what kind of Douche-Bigalow makes fun of a dog, anyway?
I was on one of the Rat Terrier Facebook group pages when someone posted this:
First of all, what an ADOWABOWL bunch of Ratties. 😍
Second of all, who in his or her right mind would ridicule someone’s DOG on social media? What the shit is that?
I can understand making fun of another PERSON, because let’s face it, people are pretty scummy in general.
And relatively hideous.
Just look at our government.
But ridiculing a dog because it’s overweight? Due to Cushing’s Disease (I don’t know the details of this affliction, but I’m guessing it has nothing to do with Peter Cushing)?
Go find something constructive to do with your time.