“I ❤️ Gay Porn” or: Car Magnet Pranks

Well, how’s THAT for a title?

I’ll explain.

Not that there’s anything that NEEDS explaining, as if there’s something WRONG with loving gay porn.

I’ll love any kind of porn I want, because this is MURICA…except kiddie porn, because that’s just fucked up, and illegal, and illegally fucked up. Not that it wouldn’t be fucked up if it wasn’t illegal, but…look, let’s just agree on no kiddie porn ever, okay?

Anyway, I got home from work yesterday to find this little number on my car:

As Statler and Waldorf are so fond of saying:

“Dooooooohohohohohohoho!”

Oh brother (or sister, because I like to be inclusive) what a way to end a Monday.

I was driving around with that magnet on my car for God knows how long.

Now people are going to think I have a problem with STRAIGHT porn.

Turns out it was my boss who was behind it. I didn’t realize my boss was 12, but I guess you learn something new every day.

If that was supposed to be some sort of Secret Santa gift I’m going to be disappointed, because there’s usually a 20-dollar limit on gifts and there’s no way that magnet cost more than 5 bucks.

Oh, there’s no place like homo for the holidays (that may have been a stretch).

As you can probably tell from the picture, I put that magnet on the fridge. Why?

The more appropriate question is:

Why not?

You got a problem with gay porn or something?

As Michael Scott once said, “Gay porn, straight porn, it’s all goooooood.”

Side note: I know I married the right woman when Boo-Thang saw the magnet and laughed 😉.

Not that SHE has anything against gay porn, though.

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