*If you’re offended by either thing listed in the title, please don’t read this post*
It’s the little things that make life worth living.
That said, question:
What’s the best way to forget that you have to work on a Saturday?
(Disregard The I ❤️ Gay Porn magnet on my fridge. It’s my ex-boss’s fault)
I found a fifth of Cazadores for 24.95 at the ABC Store (Damn the NC government intruding on the liquor business), and that’s how I know there is a God (sorry, Boo-Thang).
I haven’t been able to partake in the liquid brilliance of Cazadores for a while (thanks a lot, bills), but when it’s on sale for 24.95 I’ll be damned if I’m settling for Pepe Lopez (the only reason I ever sat through Tangled? Pepe Lopez).
I finally received my last Christmas present today, too (finally! It’s almost February!).
An Elizabeth Warren t-shirt, courtesy of my mother.
No, this shirt is not making fun of Native Americans (If you think that it is, then with all due respect, tough shit).
It’s poking fun at a US Senator who has gone out of her way to tell us that she has Native American heritage.
It’s as simple as that.
Don’t worry, it’s a lounging-around-the-apartment-on-the-weekend shirt, rather than a going-out-and-getting-fussed-at shirt.
The last thing I need right now is to get assaulted (read: yelled at) by someone in public.
What if I went out to Applebee’s with Boo-Thang and my shirt pissed off our server and he or she asked us to leave?
Nah, that would require the server to actually paying attention to our table (it is Applebee’s, after all).
So have a good weekend, y’all. I’m going to be wasting away again in Margaritaville.
Until 8 a.m. tomorrow, that is.