Democrats Call For Investigation Into “Tragic Boating Accident” Increase

Following the passing of H.R. 1808, also known as the Assault Weapons Ban of 2022, several Democrats have called for an investigation into the perceived increase in “tragic boating accidents”. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) told reporters that she noticed an uptick in the subject on Facebook and Twitter. “Ever since we took up this important … Continue reading Democrats Call For Investigation Into “Tragic Boating Accident” Increase

Wolfpack Baseball Slut-Shamed for NCAA Tournament Snub

In response to news Monday that NC State’s baseball team was not selected to participate in the 2022 NCAA Baseball tournament, many were quick to condemn the selection committee for the perceived snub. NC State Athletic Director Boo Corrigan told reporters that he was “disappointed.” However, others have voiced their agreements with the decision, even … Continue reading Wolfpack Baseball Slut-Shamed for NCAA Tournament Snub

Hubert Davis to Hire Sex Therapist for UNC After Blowing 15-point Halftime Lead

After blowing a 15-point halftime lead in the NCAA National Championship basketball game against Kansas, UNC Head Coach Hubert Davis told reporters he wanted to add a new member to his coaching staff: a sex therapist. UNC’s run to the championship ended Monday as they fell to the Kansas Jayhawks 72-69, and Davis wasted no … Continue reading Hubert Davis to Hire Sex Therapist for UNC After Blowing 15-point Halftime Lead