Trump Changes Tune on Confederate Monuments After Learning They Honor Democrats

President Donald Trump appeared to change his tune regarding Confederate monuments Friday after learning that many Confederates were members of the Democratic Party. Trump told reporters that he didn't realize that Democrats were the driving force behind the founding of the Confederate States of America, a coalition of states that seceded from the United States … Continue reading Trump Changes Tune on Confederate Monuments After Learning They Honor Democrats

Karen Actually Apologizes to Jogger for Sticking Her Nose Into His Business

A local Karen apologized to an African American man Tuesday afternoon after sticking her nose into his business while he was jogging in her neighborhood. Karen Wentz, of Cary, North Carolina, told reporters that she was sitting on her front porch when she noticed Robert Paul, an African American jogger, striding along the sidewalk in … Continue reading Karen Actually Apologizes to Jogger for Sticking Her Nose Into His Business

Social Justice Warrior Demands Netflix Remove Indiana Jones

A local social justice warrior demanded Wednesday that Netflix remove the Indiana Jones series of films from its library due to the "uncomfortable symbolism" he found throughout those movies. Randall Buckley, a Durham native, told reporters that the Indiana Jones movies have no place in society today. "For Netflix to feature Indiana Jones is unconscionable," … Continue reading Social Justice Warrior Demands Netflix Remove Indiana Jones