Third Little Pig Accuses Rioters of Stealing Bricks

A Raleigh pig accused protesters of stealing a pallet of bricks off his property Tuesday in order to use them in riots if President Donald Trump is re-elected. The pig, who identified himself as "Third Little", told reporters he was planning to build an addition to his house with the newly-purchased bricks when he saw … Continue reading Third Little Pig Accuses Rioters of Stealing Bricks

Man Fires Gun for First Time, Can’t Stop Saying “Yee Yee”

A Raleigh man changed the course of his life Thursday when he fired a gun for the first time in his life and suddenly couldn't stop saying "Yee Yee". Terry Wolf told reporters that he had invited his friend, Will Grand, to go hunting with him Thursday afternoon. "I had no idea that he had … Continue reading Man Fires Gun for First Time, Can’t Stop Saying “Yee Yee”

Man Calls for Renaming of Great White Shark

A Raleigh man called for the renaming of the Great White Shark Monday, weeks after the Discovery Channel aired its annual Shark Week programming block. Clark Reid, a self-proclaimed "social justice champion", told reporters he was inspired to call for the change after watching Shark Week in August. "As we undergo many changes in our … Continue reading Man Calls for Renaming of Great White Shark