PETA Condemns NFL For Allowing the Dolphins to be Slaughtered in Week 1

In response to the Baltimore Ravens' 59-10 victory over the Miami Dolphins Sunday, an animal rights organization issued a condemnation Monday of the National Football League for the slaughter of innocent dolphins. Ingrid Newkirk, President of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA, slammed NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell for allowing one species … Continue reading PETA Condemns NFL For Allowing the Dolphins to be Slaughtered in Week 1

McConnell Denies Being a Turtle, Refuses to Provide Documentation

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), denied rumors over the weekend that he was a turtle, but refused to provide the proper documentation to prove that he wasn't. McConnell said that he wasn't sure how the rumor started, but was adamant in his denial. "No, I'm not a turtle," McConnell told reporters in front of … Continue reading McConnell Denies Being a Turtle, Refuses to Provide Documentation

Hamilton Cuts Boxcar Visit Short After Noticing Barbecue Joint Next Door

As the Boston Bruins and Carolina Hurricanes faced off in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals Thursday night, Hamilton the Pig stopped by the Boxcar Bar+Arcade to hype up Hurricanes fans. Hamilton, Carolina's good luck mascot/charm, was planning on spending the entire evening at Boxcar, but cut his visit short after noticing that The … Continue reading Hamilton Cuts Boxcar Visit Short After Noticing Barbecue Joint Next Door