Florida Panthers Fans as Rare as Florida Panthers, Study Claims

The formerly critically-endangered Florida Panther are now as common as the Florida Panther fan, according to a joint study by the World Wide Fund for Nature and the National Hockey League. "We've come a long way with our conservation efforts," WWF spokesperson Ralph Samuels told reporters. "There were only about 20 Florida Panthers left in … Continue reading Florida Panthers Fans as Rare as Florida Panthers, Study Claims

PETA Condemns NFL For Allowing the Dolphins to be Slaughtered in Week 1

In response to the Baltimore Ravens' 59-10 victory over the Miami Dolphins Sunday, an animal rights organization issued a condemnation Monday of the National Football League for the slaughter of innocent dolphins. Ingrid Newkirk, President of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA, slammed NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell for allowing one species … Continue reading PETA Condemns NFL For Allowing the Dolphins to be Slaughtered in Week 1

McConnell Denies Being a Turtle, Refuses to Provide Documentation

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), denied rumors over the weekend that he was a turtle, but refused to provide the proper documentation to prove that he wasn't. McConnell said that he wasn't sure how the rumor started, but was adamant in his denial. "No, I'm not a turtle," McConnell told reporters in front of … Continue reading McConnell Denies Being a Turtle, Refuses to Provide Documentation