A spokesperson for the ATF admitted Wednesday that they had opened a file on NAFO enthusiasts on Twitter, but that the bureau was disappointed to learn that the users were not, in fact, real dogs. NAFO is a social media movement which has been a vocal supporter of the Ukrainian defense against the Russian invasion … Continue reading ATF Opens File on NAFO Twitter Users, Disappointed to Learn They’re Not Real Dogs
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A Raleigh pig accused protesters of stealing a pallet of bricks off his property Tuesday in order to use them in riots if President Donald Trump is re-elected. The pig, who identified himself as "Third Little", told reporters he was planning to build an addition to his house with the newly-purchased bricks when he saw … Continue reading Third Little Pig Accuses Rioters of Stealing Bricks
A Raleigh man changed the course of his life Thursday when he fired a gun for the first time in his life and suddenly couldn't stop saying "Yee Yee". Terry Wolf told reporters that he had invited his friend, Will Grand, to go hunting with him Thursday afternoon. "I had no idea that he had … Continue reading Man Fires Gun for First Time, Can’t Stop Saying “Yee Yee”
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