Domino’s Employee Accidentally Snitches on Ninja Turtles for Large Order during COVID-19 Pandemic

When a pizzeria receives an order for 20 pizzas, it's often assumed that the order is for a large number of people. Unless it's for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. One New York Domino's employee accidentally snitched to the authorities on the Ninja Turtles Monday evening after assuming that their 20-pizza order was for a … Continue reading Domino’s Employee Accidentally Snitches on Ninja Turtles for Large Order during COVID-19 Pandemic

Trump Changes Tune on Confederate Monuments After Learning They Honor Democrats

President Donald Trump appeared to change his tune regarding Confederate monuments Friday after learning that many Confederates were members of the Democratic Party. Trump told reporters that he didn't realize that Democrats were the driving force behind the founding of the Confederate States of America, a coalition of states that seceded from the United States … Continue reading Trump Changes Tune on Confederate Monuments After Learning They Honor Democrats

Karen Actually Apologizes to Jogger for Sticking Her Nose Into His Business

A local Karen apologized to an African American man Tuesday afternoon after sticking her nose into his business while he was jogging in her neighborhood. Karen Wentz, of Cary, North Carolina, told reporters that she was sitting on her front porch when she noticed Robert Paul, an African American jogger, striding along the sidewalk in … Continue reading Karen Actually Apologizes to Jogger for Sticking Her Nose Into His Business