Man Disappointed to Learn Whalers Night Isn’t a Reggae Concert

A Raleigh man was disappointed after learning Saturday that the well-known Carolina Hurricanes' promotion Whalers Night wasn't actually a Reggae concert. Preston Farrell, a local Reggae enthusiast, told reporters he thought that the promotion was in reference to the Wailers, the band formerly fronted by the late Bob Marley. "A friend asked me if I … Continue reading Man Disappointed to Learn Whalers Night Isn’t a Reggae Concert

Three Middle Eastern “Kings” Arrive in Chapel Hill, Search for Cole Anthony

Three Middle Eastern men arrived in Chapel Hill Tuesday morning to search for UNC basketball star Cole Anthony, who they claimed signaled the coming of Christ. The men, who referred to themselves as kings to reporters, explained that they were led to Chapel Hill overnight by a bright star in the sky. "I mean, it … Continue reading Three Middle Eastern “Kings” Arrive in Chapel Hill, Search for Cole Anthony

UNC Fan Upset With Basketball Team’s Performance, Demands to Speak to Manager

A local UNC basketball fan was escorted away from the Dean Smith Center Monday after demanding to speak to a manager regarding the team's disappointing start to the season. Karen DeWine, of Chapel Hill, who bears a striking resemblance to Jenny McCarthy, told reporters that she expected more as a lifelong Tar Heels fan. "We've … Continue reading UNC Fan Upset With Basketball Team’s Performance, Demands to Speak to Manager