Man Fires Gun for First Time, Can’t Stop Saying “Yee Yee”

A Raleigh man changed the course of his life Thursday when he fired a gun for the first time in his life and suddenly couldn't stop saying "Yee Yee". Terry Wolf told reporters that he had invited his friend, Will Grand, to go hunting with him Thursday afternoon. "I had no idea that he had … Continue reading Man Fires Gun for First Time, Can’t Stop Saying “Yee Yee”

Biden Supports Jorgensen in Presidential Debates as Long as He Can Sniff Her Hair

Photo attributed to Gage Skidmore In a surprising move Tuesday, Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden announced that he would support Libertarian candidate Jo Jorgensen's inclusion in the Presidential debates as long as she would allow him to sniff her hair. Biden explained to reporters that he would enjoy having Jorgensen in the debates with him … Continue reading Biden Supports Jorgensen in Presidential Debates as Long as He Can Sniff Her Hair

Walmart Enacts Mask Policy to Protect Identities of UNC Bandwagon Fans

When Walmart announced it would be requiring shoppers to wear masks starting on July 20, most people assumed it was to combat the spread of COVID-19. It turns out the real reason was to protect the identities of UNC Bandwagon fans. Walmart U.S. Chief Operating Officer Dacona Smith explained Wednesday that protecting shoppers from COVID-19 … Continue reading Walmart Enacts Mask Policy to Protect Identities of UNC Bandwagon Fans