Hipsters Mistaken for Civil War Re-enactors, Kicked out of Starbucks

Two men were forced to leave a Chapel Hill Starbucks Wednesday after it was assumed they were Civil War re-enactors. Turns out they were just hipsters. Jake Breen and Chris Herman, of Carrboro, were sitting at a table drinking coffee when they were approached by Zane Dombrowski, the manager on duty. "We were just sitting … Continue reading Hipsters Mistaken for Civil War Re-enactors, Kicked out of Starbucks

NC State’s Possible Ties to Lori Loughlin Cost Wolfpack NCAA Bid

NC State fans were disappointed on Selection Sunday when they learned the Wolfpack men's basketball team would not be participating in the 2019 NCAA Tournament. The Wolfpack will instead participate in the NIT Tournament, facing Hofstra on Tuesday in Raleigh. While there were multiple explanations as to why the Wolfpack was snubbed by the NCAA … Continue reading NC State’s Possible Ties to Lori Loughlin Cost Wolfpack NCAA Bid

Manscaper Shaves Genitals, Learns He Still Has a Tiny Penis

A local car dealer was disappointed to learn that, despite shaving his genital area, he still has a tiny penis. Lance Morehead, 32, of Under the Hood Cars, said he had never attempted the grooming technique before and that he hoped that it would make his penis appear more enticing. "I've always been a little...insecure … Continue reading Manscaper Shaves Genitals, Learns He Still Has a Tiny Penis