Biden Supports Jorgensen in Presidential Debates as Long as He Can Sniff Her Hair

Photo attributed to Gage Skidmore In a surprising move Tuesday, Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden announced that he would support Libertarian candidate Jo Jorgensen's inclusion in the Presidential debates as long as she would allow him to sniff her hair. Biden explained to reporters that he would enjoy having Jorgensen in the debates with him … Continue reading Biden Supports Jorgensen in Presidential Debates as Long as He Can Sniff Her Hair

Joe Camel Named New Mascot of Campbell University

In anticipation of its baseball team's matchup with North Carolina State in the Greenville Regional of the NCAA tournament, Campbell University announced Tuesday that Joe Camel will be the school's new official mascot. Joe Camel, who is most remembered for his advertising work for Camel cigarettes over two decades ago, told reporters he was excited … Continue reading Joe Camel Named New Mascot of Campbell University

Pampers to Introduce Avengers-Themed Adult Diapers for Upcoming Film

Marvel fans who are excited for Avengers: Endgame, but nervous about the 181-minute runtime, can breathe a sigh of relief. In preparation for the upcoming film, Pampers is releasing Marvel-themed, adult-size diapers for any moviegoers who don't want to miss a moment of the action. Pampers spokesperson Peter Holdin told reporters that he had been … Continue reading Pampers to Introduce Avengers-Themed Adult Diapers for Upcoming Film