A North Carolina man came out as non-binary Monday in an effort to win more arguments with his wife. Tyler Gilmore, of Raleigh, told reporters that he was tired of always losing arguments with his wife, Samantha. “It doesn’t matter what we argue about, I always lose,” Gilmore explained. “We always go out to eat … Continue reading Man Comes out as Non-Binary to win Arguments with Wife
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Recent rumors involving the University of Gonzaga and Chet Holmgren, the top-ranked basketball player in the 2021 high school class, were squashed Monday by a Gonzaga donor who had been accused of offering Holmgren improper benefits. Sandra DeLong, the Gonzaga donor in question, explained to reporters that it had been a case of mistaken identity … Continue reading Gonzaga Alum Clears Air Regarding Alleged Recruiting Violation Involving Holmgren
Some people are just picky eaters, right? A local cannibal admitted to reporters Saturday that he refused to eat vegans, claiming that they don't taste like normal people. Craig Rawls, a lifelong Angier resident, explained that eating vegans was about the same as eating tofu or a plant-based burger. "I've always been a bit carnivorous," … Continue reading Local Cannibal Refuses to Eat Vegans