President Trump Calls For General Tso’s Resignation Over China’s Role in COVID-19 Pandemic

In an unprecedented move Friday afternoon, President Donald Trump called for General Tso's resignation in response to what he perceived to be China's role in the COVID-19 outbreak. Trump told reporters that intelligence reports indicated that Tso played a pivotal role in the COVID-19 virus spreading to the United States. "The Chinese have this one … Continue reading President Trump Calls For General Tso’s Resignation Over China’s Role in COVID-19 Pandemic

Restaurant Manager Advocates for Permanent Social Distancing for “Karens”

As the COVID-19 pandemic continues to spread across the United States, one local restaurant manager has called for permanent social distancing. Not for those who have tested positive for COVID-19, though, but for anyone who tests positive as a "Karen", a term for overbearing female customers. Harold Gold, a restauranteur with Denny's in Selma, North … Continue reading Restaurant Manager Advocates for Permanent Social Distancing for “Karens”

Sam Howell Denies Wearing Crown Before Military Bowl

On the eve of North Carolina's Military Bowl matchup with Temple in Annapolis, Maryland, Tar Heels quarterback Sam Howell pushed back against rumors that he was spotted wearing a Burger King crown earlier in the week. Howell told reporters that he was too busy getting ready for the upcoming game to spend time in any … Continue reading Sam Howell Denies Wearing Crown Before Military Bowl