Gonzaga Alum Clears Air Regarding Alleged Recruiting Violation Involving Holmgren

Recent rumors involving the University of Gonzaga and Chet Holmgren, the top-ranked basketball player in the 2021 high school class, were squashed Monday by a Gonzaga donor who had been accused of offering Holmgren improper benefits. Sandra DeLong, the Gonzaga donor in question, explained to reporters that it had been a case of mistaken identity … Continue reading Gonzaga Alum Clears Air Regarding Alleged Recruiting Violation Involving Holmgren

Local Cannibal Refuses to Eat Vegans

Some people are just picky eaters, right? A local cannibal admitted to reporters Saturday that he refused to eat vegans, claiming that they don't taste like normal people. Craig Rawls, a lifelong Angier resident, explained that eating vegans was about the same as eating tofu or a plant-based burger. "I've always been a bit carnivorous," … Continue reading Local Cannibal Refuses to Eat Vegans

Domino’s Employee Accidentally Snitches on Ninja Turtles for Large Order during COVID-19 Pandemic

When a pizzeria receives an order for 20 pizzas, it's often assumed that the order is for a large number of people. Unless it's for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. One New York Domino's employee accidentally snitched to the authorities on the Ninja Turtles Monday evening after assuming that their 20-pizza order was for a … Continue reading Domino’s Employee Accidentally Snitches on Ninja Turtles for Large Order during COVID-19 Pandemic