Man Mistakes Portland Protests for LARP Event

A Portland man was disappointed Tuesday evening after mistaking the city's recent protests for a "live action role-play", or LARP, event and being chased down the street by protesters. Huey Ector, a LARP enthusiast, said he was napping when he was woken up by the sounds of fireworks and glass breaking. "I looked out my … Continue reading Man Mistakes Portland Protests for LARP Event

Demon Deacon Curse Doesn’t Exist, Scientists Conclude

Following NC State baseball's comeback victory Thursday over Wake Forest, 6-5, to advance to the ACC conference semifinals, scientists announced that no actual Demon Deacon curse on the Wolfpack exists. "We've studied the Wake Forest phenomena for several years," Dr. Peter Venkman announced in a press conference. "There is zero conclusive evidence that the Deacons' … Continue reading Demon Deacon Curse Doesn’t Exist, Scientists Conclude

Hurricanes Fan Humiliates Bruins in NHL ‘19

A Carolina fan avenged the Hurricanes' 4-game sweep in the Eastern Conference Finals Monday when he defeated the Boston Bruins 12-1 in NHL '19 on his Xbox One. Alex McDonald, a lifelong Canes fan, said he was as disappointed as anyone else when the Bruins swept Carolina last week. "It was a tough way to … Continue reading Hurricanes Fan Humiliates Bruins in NHL ‘19