Demon Deacon Curse Doesn’t Exist, Scientists Conclude

Following NC State baseball's comeback victory Thursday over Wake Forest, 6-5, to advance to the ACC conference semifinals, scientists announced that no actual Demon Deacon curse on the Wolfpack exists. "We've studied the Wake Forest phenomena for several years," Dr. Peter Venkman announced in a press conference. "There is zero conclusive evidence that the Deacons' … Continue reading Demon Deacon Curse Doesn’t Exist, Scientists Conclude

Hurricanes Fan Humiliates Bruins in NHL ‘19

A Carolina fan avenged the Hurricanes' 4-game sweep in the Eastern Conference Finals Monday when he defeated the Boston Bruins 12-1 in NHL '19 on his Xbox One. Alex McDonald, a lifelong Canes fan, said he was as disappointed as anyone else when the Bruins swept Carolina last week. "It was a tough way to … Continue reading Hurricanes Fan Humiliates Bruins in NHL ‘19

UNC Cornerbacks Coach Suffers Concussion, Thinks He’s Living in 1997

It was learned Saturday that a University of North Carolina football coach suffered a concussion Monday while playing video games and is convinced the year is 1997, according to his doctor. Jay Bateman, Defensive Coordinator for the Tar Heels, said that he and cornerbacks coach Dre Bly, a former standout cornerback at UNC himself, were … Continue reading UNC Cornerbacks Coach Suffers Concussion, Thinks He’s Living in 1997