Pampers to Introduce Avengers-Themed Adult Diapers for Upcoming Film

Marvel fans who are excited for Avengers: Endgame, but nervous about the 181-minute runtime, can breathe a sigh of relief. In preparation for the upcoming film, Pampers is releasing Marvel-themed, adult-size diapers for any moviegoers who don't want to miss a moment of the action. Pampers spokesperson Peter Holdin told reporters that he had been … Continue reading Pampers to Introduce Avengers-Themed Adult Diapers for Upcoming Film

Catholic Hires Admiral Ackbar To Keep Him From Eating Meat During Lent

This is a trying time for Catholics. It is currently the Lenten season, which began on Ash Wednesday, and an important part of Lent is not eating meat on Fridays. But one Catholic has decided to take an unorthodox approach. Sebastian Willis, a 40-year-old graduate student at Franciscan University of Steubenville, recently hired Admiral Ackbar, … Continue reading Catholic Hires Admiral Ackbar To Keep Him From Eating Meat During Lent

Nice guy gets angry when date refuses to sleep with him after seeing Captain Marvel

A local man caused a scene outside of a movie theater this weekend when the woman he was with refused his sexual advances. Jeff Lang, 25, was seen yelling at Sarah Clarke, 18, in the parking lot of the AMC Theatre in Raleigh on Sunday after watching the newly-released Captain Marvel. Other moviegoers were visibly … Continue reading Nice guy gets angry when date refuses to sleep with him after seeing Captain Marvel