C-3PO is a Slut

I have watched the original Star Wars trilogy more times than I can count, and one thing that always stuck out, in my mind, was that C-3PO suffered all sorts of abuse. Whether it was catching flack from Han Solo in the middle of an asteroid field, or receiving a harsh "Shut up!" from Leia … Continue reading C-3PO is a Slut

Elizabeth Warren Should’ve been a Pirate

The biggest mistake Elizabeth Warren ever made was claiming to have Native American ancestry. I'm sorry, but Native Americans have been through enough over the last several centuries without having to worry about a white politician claiming to share their genealogy. Okay, that's not really fair, because for all I know maybe Warren DOES have … Continue reading Elizabeth Warren Should’ve been a Pirate

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: Super Bowl Teasers

Well, the Super Bowl finally arrived, and I was not disappointed. Oh, the game itself was a mess. Tom Brady and the Patriots beat the LA Rams 13-3 to win their sixth Super Bowl, Adam Levine took his shirt off during the Halftime Show, Big Boi was on that Kryptonite, blah blah blah. The REAL … Continue reading Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: Super Bowl Teasers