Man Mistakes Portland Protests for LARP Event

A Portland man was disappointed Tuesday evening after mistaking the city's recent protests for a "live action role-play", or LARP, event and being chased down the street by protesters. Huey Ector, a LARP enthusiast, said he was napping when he was woken up by the sounds of fireworks and glass breaking. "I looked out my … Continue reading Man Mistakes Portland Protests for LARP Event

Domino’s Employee Accidentally Snitches on Ninja Turtles for Large Order during COVID-19 Pandemic

When a pizzeria receives an order for 20 pizzas, it's often assumed that the order is for a large number of people. Unless it's for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. One New York Domino's employee accidentally snitched to the authorities on the Ninja Turtles Monday evening after assuming that their 20-pizza order was for a … Continue reading Domino’s Employee Accidentally Snitches on Ninja Turtles for Large Order during COVID-19 Pandemic

Trump Changes Tune on Confederate Monuments After Learning They Honor Democrats

President Donald Trump appeared to change his tune regarding Confederate monuments Friday after learning that many Confederates were members of the Democratic Party. Trump told reporters that he didn't realize that Democrats were the driving force behind the founding of the Confederate States of America, a coalition of states that seceded from the United States … Continue reading Trump Changes Tune on Confederate Monuments After Learning They Honor Democrats