Trump Burgers and Student Athletes

So the Clemson Tigers football team visited the White House (something about celebrating a national championship or some such thing), and President Trump rolled out the red carpet with: A fast-food buffet! But what the hell, Trump? No Chick-fil-a? I guess you can kiss the Evangelical vote goodbye for 2020. No Chick-fil-a=No God. On the … Continue reading Trump Burgers and Student Athletes

Dogs for Government

When it comes to dogs, I have a few firmly-held beliefs: 1. We don't deserve them I mean, have you ever seen a dog commit genocide, or intentionally infect people with syphilis or smallpox? Plus they're ADOWABOWL! 2. There's no such thing as a bad dog, only dogs with terrible owners If you were raised … Continue reading Dogs for Government

Don’t be a Racist Menace to Mississippi while Wearing Stars and Bars to the Polls

Anyone else hear about this (no, the picture isn't mine, and neither is the story)? I mean, the Confederate flag is bad enough. The Confederate flag AND a damn noose? That's worse. The Confederate flag, a noose AND the phrase "Mississippi Justice"? As Bill Murray said so eloquently in Ghostbusters: "STOP that!" To be fair, … Continue reading Don’t be a Racist Menace to Mississippi while Wearing Stars and Bars to the Polls