Man Takes Dogs to Gay Conversion Therapy

A dog owner was escorted out of a therapy office after trying to sneak his dogs in with him Monday afternoon. Floyd Fallus, 60, was seen walking his dogs, Fluff and Nutter, into Sunrise Therapy, a conversion clinic that specializes in gay conversion therapy. "I'm at my wit's end," Fallus told reporters. "I saw one … Continue reading Man Takes Dogs to Gay Conversion Therapy

Church Installs Card Swipers on Collection Baskets

In an effort to improve stagnated donation numbers, one local church has decided to move into the 21st century by installing credit card swipers on its collection baskets. The Reverend Shep F. Leece of the West Raleigh Notoftendenominational Church, or WRNC, said the implementation of card swipers would lead to an increase in donations, which … Continue reading Church Installs Card Swipers on Collection Baskets

Catholic Hires Admiral Ackbar To Keep Him From Eating Meat During Lent

This is a trying time for Catholics. It is currently the Lenten season, which began on Ash Wednesday, and an important part of Lent is not eating meat on Fridays. But one Catholic has decided to take an unorthodox approach. Sebastian Willis, a 40-year-old graduate student at Franciscan University of Steubenville, recently hired Admiral Ackbar, … Continue reading Catholic Hires Admiral Ackbar To Keep Him From Eating Meat During Lent