State Fan Goes to Confession for First Time in Years After Wolfpack Falls to Clemson

An NC State fan was spotted attending confession for the first time in over a decade after watching the Wolfpack basketball team fall to Clemson 81-70 Saturday afternoon. John Paul Pope, a longtime Wolfpack sports optimist, explained to reporters that the game had shaken his faith in the basketball program. "I've been watching State games … Continue reading State Fan Goes to Confession for First Time in Years After Wolfpack Falls to Clemson

Three Middle Eastern “Kings” Arrive in Chapel Hill, Search for Cole Anthony

Three Middle Eastern men arrived in Chapel Hill Tuesday morning to search for UNC basketball star Cole Anthony, who they claimed signaled the coming of Christ. The men, who referred to themselves as kings to reporters, explained that they were led to Chapel Hill overnight by a bright star in the sky. "I mean, it … Continue reading Three Middle Eastern “Kings” Arrive in Chapel Hill, Search for Cole Anthony

Fan Disappointed After Learning Cole Anthony Not Jesus Christ

A UNC fan was disappointed to learn Thursday that Cole Anthony was not Jesus Christ after running into him in Chapel Hill. Roy Wilson, a longtime Tar Heels supporter, told reporters he recognized the freshman basketball player while waiting in line at the McDonald's on Franklin Street. "I couldn't believe my eyes," Wilson said. "There … Continue reading Fan Disappointed After Learning Cole Anthony Not Jesus Christ