McConnell Denies Being a Turtle, Refuses to Provide Documentation

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), denied rumors over the weekend that he was a turtle, but refused to provide the proper documentation to prove that he wasn't. McConnell said that he wasn't sure how the rumor started, but was adamant in his denial. "No, I'm not a turtle," McConnell told reporters in front of … Continue reading McConnell Denies Being a Turtle, Refuses to Provide Documentation

Harold

As many of you have learned by now, I'm a hard-core Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark fan. One of my favorite stories, albeit not one of the scarier ones, is "Harold." Two farmers, Alfred and Thomas, decide to make a scarecrow for their garden. They name it Harold, after another farmer who they … Continue reading Harold

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: Super Bowl Teasers

Well, the Super Bowl finally arrived, and I was not disappointed. Oh, the game itself was a mess. Tom Brady and the Patriots beat the LA Rams 13-3 to win their sixth Super Bowl, Adam Levine took his shirt off during the Halftime Show, Big Boi was on that Kryptonite, blah blah blah. The REAL … Continue reading Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: Super Bowl Teasers