A temperance group in Pennsylvania criticized Democratic Governor Tom Wolf on Tuesday for the upcoming one-night ban on alcohol sales in bars and restaurants, arguing that the ban does not go far enough. Joseph T. Todeler, a member of the temperance group widely known as the Baptist Church, slammed Governor Wolf for only instituting the … Continue reading Temperance Group Criticizes Pennsylvania Alcohol Ban, Says it Doesn’t go Far Enough
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Some people are just picky eaters, right? A local cannibal admitted to reporters Saturday that he refused to eat vegans, claiming that they don't taste like normal people. Craig Rawls, a lifelong Angier resident, explained that eating vegans was about the same as eating tofu or a plant-based burger. "I've always been a bit carnivorous," … Continue reading Local Cannibal Refuses to Eat Vegans
A Portland man was disappointed Tuesday evening after mistaking the city's recent protests for a "live action role-play", or LARP, event and being chased down the street by protesters. Huey Ector, a LARP enthusiast, said he was napping when he was woken up by the sounds of fireworks and glass breaking. "I looked out my … Continue reading Man Mistakes Portland Protests for LARP Event
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