Hurricanes Fan Upset After Aho Refuses Financial Advice

A Carolina Hurricanes fan became upset when Sebastian Aho refused his financial advice and signed an offer sheet with the Montreal Canadiens Monday for 5 years at 8.454 million per year. Mike Benson, of Raleigh, claimed that he had reached out to Aho regarding his free agency and offered financial advice. "I just wanted to … Continue reading Hurricanes Fan Upset After Aho Refuses Financial Advice

Artificial Turf Behind UNC Football Predictions, Scientist Claims

A local scientist claimed Friday that the newly-installed artificial turf at the University of North Carolina's football stadium has been behind the unrealistic optimism of Tar Heel football fans. Fred McEnroe, a self-described science enthusiast, told reporters that fans were smoking the new turf and, in turn, making overly optimistic predictions about the upcoming football … Continue reading Artificial Turf Behind UNC Football Predictions, Scientist Claims

Watson Baptized in Jordan River, Onlookers Claim to Hear God

Former Clemson and current Houston Texans quarterback DeShaun Watson was baptized in the Jordan River in the Holy Land this week during a missions trip, and some observers claimed to hear God speak to them as it happened. Chris Cates, an avid Clemson fan and tourist, told reporters that while Watson was submerged in the … Continue reading Watson Baptized in Jordan River, Onlookers Claim to Hear God