Following Marshall’s 26-21 football upset over 8th-ranked Notre Dame on Saturday, Jesus Christ suggested the possibility of withdrawing his support for the Fighting Irish program. Christ told reporters that despite Notre Dame being a Catholic university, he was disappointed in the team’s performance against a non-Power 5 program. “Look, I love everybody,” Christ explained, “I … Continue reading Jesus Considers Pulling Support for Notre Dame Football
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In response to news Monday that NC State’s baseball team was not selected to participate in the 2022 NCAA Baseball tournament, many were quick to condemn the selection committee for the perceived snub. NC State Athletic Director Boo Corrigan told reporters that he was “disappointed.” However, others have voiced their agreements with the decision, even … Continue reading Wolfpack Baseball Slut-Shamed for NCAA Tournament Snub
After blowing a 15-point halftime lead in the NCAA National Championship basketball game against Kansas, UNC Head Coach Hubert Davis told reporters he wanted to add a new member to his coaching staff: a sex therapist. UNC’s run to the championship ended Monday as they fell to the Kansas Jayhawks 72-69, and Davis wasted no … Continue reading Hubert Davis to Hire Sex Therapist for UNC After Blowing 15-point Halftime Lead
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