Doeren Hires Admiral Ackbar to Warn Team Not to Overlook Future Opponents

Following NC State's 2-0 start, and in anticipation of its upcoming game against West Virginia, Wolfpack Head Football Coach Dave Doeren announced Thursday the hiring of Admiral Ackbar to help warn the players not to be overconfident. Doeren said that Ackbar's hiring was an exciting, and necessary, decision that would only benefit the team. "I'll … Continue reading Doeren Hires Admiral Ackbar to Warn Team Not to Overlook Future Opponents

Catholic Hires Admiral Ackbar To Keep Him From Eating Meat During Lent

This is a trying time for Catholics. It is currently the Lenten season, which began on Ash Wednesday, and an important part of Lent is not eating meat on Fridays. But one Catholic has decided to take an unorthodox approach. Sebastian Willis, a 40-year-old graduate student at Franciscan University of Steubenville, recently hired Admiral Ackbar, … Continue reading Catholic Hires Admiral Ackbar To Keep Him From Eating Meat During Lent