Cookie Monster Slams Blues, Accuses Franchise of Cultural Appropriation

First it was the Genie from Aladdin who drew Cookie Monster's ire, and now the sensitive creature has his sights set on the St. Louis Blues. Following the Blues' Game 5 victory over the Boston Bruins in the Stanley Cup Finals Thursday, Cookie Monster held a press conference to protest what he called the "cultural … Continue reading Cookie Monster Slams Blues, Accuses Franchise of Cultural Appropriation

Hurricanes Fan Humiliates Bruins in NHL ‘19

A Carolina fan avenged the Hurricanes' 4-game sweep in the Eastern Conference Finals Monday when he defeated the Boston Bruins 12-1 in NHL '19 on his Xbox One. Alex McDonald, a lifelong Canes fan, said he was as disappointed as anyone else when the Bruins swept Carolina last week. "It was a tough way to … Continue reading Hurricanes Fan Humiliates Bruins in NHL ‘19

Methodone Clinic Sees Increase In Hurricanes Fan Attendance

In the wake of the Carolina Hurricanes being swept out of the Stanley Cup Playoffs by the Boston Bruins, one local Methodone clinic has seen an increase in Hurricanes fans. As a result, the clinic has developed a new pharmaceutical, called Methocane, which was manufactured specifically for those suffering from hockey withdrawal. Dr. Winston Pugh, … Continue reading Methodone Clinic Sees Increase In Hurricanes Fan Attendance