Some people are just picky eaters, right? A local cannibal admitted to reporters Saturday that he refused to eat vegans, claiming that they don't taste like normal people. Craig Rawls, a lifelong Angier resident, explained that eating vegans was about the same as eating tofu or a plant-based burger. "I've always been a bit carnivorous," … Continue reading Local Cannibal Refuses to Eat Vegans
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On the eve of North Carolina's Military Bowl matchup with Temple in Annapolis, Maryland, Tar Heels quarterback Sam Howell pushed back against rumors that he was spotted wearing a Burger King crown earlier in the week. Howell told reporters that he was too busy getting ready for the upcoming game to spend time in any … Continue reading Sam Howell Denies Wearing Crown Before Military Bowl
I began 2019 by going to Mass (it's the Solemnity of Mary, Mother of God, a holy day). But as I sat in the pew this morning, all I could think about was getting some chicken nuggets from Burger King (I still had a few bucks on the BK gift card that my in-laws got … Continue reading New Year’s Chicken Nuggets
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