Local Cannibal Refuses to Eat Vegans

Some people are just picky eaters, right? A local cannibal admitted to reporters Saturday that he refused to eat vegans, claiming that they don't taste like normal people. Craig Rawls, a lifelong Angier resident, explained that eating vegans was about the same as eating tofu or a plant-based burger. "I've always been a bit carnivorous," … Continue reading Local Cannibal Refuses to Eat Vegans

Cannibal Criticizes Wolfpack Fans For Being Too Salty

A Raleigh cannibal criticized NC State fans Wednesday, calling them salty, after he was caught chewing on the remains of a deceased Wolfpack fan in a Waffle House parking lot. Raleigh Police arrested Hubert "T-Bone" Davis, 52, after receiving a call about a disturbance at the Waffle House on Hillsborough Street. "It was insane," Officer … Continue reading Cannibal Criticizes Wolfpack Fans For Being Too Salty