UNC Football Recruit Inspires Tissue Shortage in Chapel Hill

Heralded 5-star football recruit Desmond Evans committed to the University of North Carolina on Friday, leading to an almost immediate shortage of tissues in Chapel Hill. Sarah Wong, a Walgreens employee, told reporters that her store ran out of tissues at 4:00 p.m., two hours after Evans's announcement. "We hadn't sold a single box of … Continue reading UNC Football Recruit Inspires Tissue Shortage in Chapel Hill

UNC Fan Caught Spying on NC State Players, Denies Caring About NC State

A Chapel Hill man was found spying on North Carolina State University football players Friday near the school's practice facility in Raleigh. Grant Bryant, a self-described Tar Heels fan, was found by Raleigh Police officers on Westchase Blvd, next to NC State's Close-King Indoor Practice Facility, with a pair of binoculars and a single spiral … Continue reading UNC Fan Caught Spying on NC State Players, Denies Caring About NC State

Man Discovers Mack Brown Image in Tree, Predicts Successful Season for UNC Football

A Chapel Hill man claimed to have found an image of UNC Head Football Coach Mack Brown in a tree Wednesday, and that it was a good omen for North Carolina's upcoming football season. Gerald McLamb, self-described "Tar Heel football enthusiast", said he stumbled upon the image while searching for his marbles in a nearby … Continue reading Man Discovers Mack Brown Image in Tree, Predicts Successful Season for UNC Football