Man Comes out as Non-Binary to win Arguments with Wife

A North Carolina man came out as non-binary Monday in an effort to win more arguments with his wife. Tyler Gilmore, of Raleigh, told reporters that he was tired of always losing arguments with his wife, Samantha. “It doesn’t matter what we argue about, I always lose,” Gilmore explained. “We always go out to eat … Continue reading Man Comes out as Non-Binary to win Arguments with Wife

Karens Incapable of Racism, Study Claims

The results of a study conducted by the Karen Research Institute (KRI) were released Wednesday with the bombshell claim that Karen is physically incapable of racism. Dr. Karen Liedel, founder of the KRI, explained some of the highlights of the study during a press conference. "It is with much excitement that I present the most … Continue reading Karens Incapable of Racism, Study Claims

Man Shocked to Learn Women’s Basketball is a Thing

A local man suffered a breakdown in Chili's Monday after the bartender changed the TV channel to a women's basketball game. According to witnesses, Gerald Bowman, 85, started freaking out when the bartender switched to the second round NCAA Women's Basketball tournament game between NC State and Kentucky. "One minute, he was just sitting there, … Continue reading Man Shocked to Learn Women’s Basketball is a Thing