Three Middle Eastern men arrived in Chapel Hill Tuesday morning to search for UNC basketball star Cole Anthony, who they claimed signaled the coming of Christ. The men, who referred to themselves as kings to reporters, explained that they were led to Chapel Hill overnight by a bright star in the sky. "I mean, it … Continue reading Three Middle Eastern “Kings” Arrive in Chapel Hill, Search for Cole Anthony
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In response to North Carolina's 74-49 loss to 6th-ranked Ohio State Wednesday, Tar Heels Coach Roy Williams announced that the team would no longer be allowed to watch the Hallmark Channel. Williams told reporters that he thought some of the players had become too distracted by Hallmark Christmas movies. "Rumor has it that Cole (Anthony) … Continue reading Roy Williams Bans Team From Watching Hallmark Channel Following Loss to Ohio State
This Christmas my parents got me a copy of the new book Killing the SS: The Hunt for the Worst War Criminals In History, written by Bill O'Reilly and Martin Dugard. Holy shit, is it a page-turner! I would say it would make for a good film, but there have been plenty of those Let's-stick-it-to-the-old-Nazi-war-criminals-hiding-out-post-WWII … Continue reading “Killing the SS” and Other Thoughts on Nazis
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