UNC Now a Football School, Study Reveals

Immediately following UNC basketball's 73-65 loss to Pittsburgh in Chapel Hill Wednesday, an independent study was released revealing that UNC is now a "football school". The study, conducted by members of the Facebook scientific community, claimed that since UNC had a winning football season, while simultaneously having a disappointing basketball season, it should "henceforth be … Continue reading UNC Now a Football School, Study Reveals

State Fan Goes to Confession for First Time in Years After Wolfpack Falls to Clemson

An NC State fan was spotted attending confession for the first time in over a decade after watching the Wolfpack basketball team fall to Clemson 81-70 Saturday afternoon. John Paul Pope, a longtime Wolfpack sports optimist, explained to reporters that the game had shaken his faith in the basketball program. "I've been watching State games … Continue reading State Fan Goes to Confession for First Time in Years After Wolfpack Falls to Clemson

NCAA Uncovers Plot to Cut Trevor Lawrence’s Hair

The NCAA announced Wednesday that it had uncovered evidence of a plot by multiple football coaches to cut Clemson sophomore quarterback Trevor Lawrence's hair against his will. NCAA President Mark Emmert said the scheme was unprecedented in the world of amateur athletics. "We've dealt with many different scandals over the decades," Emmert said, "but this … Continue reading NCAA Uncovers Plot to Cut Trevor Lawrence’s Hair