NCAA Uncovers Plot to Cut Trevor Lawrence’s Hair

The NCAA announced Wednesday that it had uncovered evidence of a plot by multiple football coaches to cut Clemson sophomore quarterback Trevor Lawrence's hair against his will. NCAA President Mark Emmert said the scheme was unprecedented in the world of amateur athletics. "We've dealt with many different scandals over the decades," Emmert said, "but this … Continue reading NCAA Uncovers Plot to Cut Trevor Lawrence’s Hair

Watson Baptized in Jordan River, Onlookers Claim to Hear God

Former Clemson and current Houston Texans quarterback DeShaun Watson was baptized in the Jordan River in the Holy Land this week during a missions trip, and some observers claimed to hear God speak to them as it happened. Chris Cates, an avid Clemson fan and tourist, told reporters that while Watson was submerged in the … Continue reading Watson Baptized in Jordan River, Onlookers Claim to Hear God

Clemson Trumpeter Forgets Uniform, Held Scoreless as Tigers Fall to Wolfpack

It came down to the wire. Again. Markell Johnson scored 23 points, including the go-ahead free throw with less than 3 seconds remaining, as NC State defeated Clemson in the second round of the ACC Men's Basketball Tournament 59-58. The Tigers went 8-13 from behind the arc in the first half as they took a … Continue reading Clemson Trumpeter Forgets Uniform, Held Scoreless as Tigers Fall to Wolfpack