State Fan Goes to Confession for First Time in Years After Wolfpack Falls to Clemson

An NC State fan was spotted attending confession for the first time in over a decade after watching the Wolfpack basketball team fall to Clemson 81-70 Saturday afternoon. John Paul Pope, a longtime Wolfpack sports optimist, explained to reporters that the game had shaken his faith in the basketball program. "I've been watching State games … Continue reading State Fan Goes to Confession for First Time in Years After Wolfpack Falls to Clemson

NCAA Uncovers Plot to Cut Trevor Lawrence’s Hair

The NCAA announced Wednesday that it had uncovered evidence of a plot by multiple football coaches to cut Clemson sophomore quarterback Trevor Lawrence's hair against his will. NCAA President Mark Emmert said the scheme was unprecedented in the world of amateur athletics. "We've dealt with many different scandals over the decades," Emmert said, "but this … Continue reading NCAA Uncovers Plot to Cut Trevor Lawrence’s Hair

Watson Baptized in Jordan River, Onlookers Claim to Hear God

Former Clemson and current Houston Texans quarterback DeShaun Watson was baptized in the Jordan River in the Holy Land this week during a missions trip, and some observers claimed to hear God speak to them as it happened. Chris Cates, an avid Clemson fan and tourist, told reporters that while Watson was submerged in the … Continue reading Watson Baptized in Jordan River, Onlookers Claim to Hear God