Auburn Fan Tries to Kidnap UNC’s Bat Dog, Claims it Was a Rescue Mission

An Auburn fan was removed from Boshamer Stadium in Chapel Hill Monday afternoon during the North Carolina-Auburn Super Regional baseball game after trying to kidnap UNC's bat dog. Sally Waller, from Montgomery, Alabama, was in town to support the Auburn Tigers when she noticed Remington, UNC's Golden Retriever bat dog, wearing a Tar Heels uniform … Continue reading Auburn Fan Tries to Kidnap UNC’s Bat Dog, Claims it Was a Rescue Mission

Scientists Develop Pharmaceutical to Help NC State Fans Cope With Defeat

In the wake of NC State's defeat at the hands of Campbell University Saturday in the NCAA baseball tournament, scientists revealed the creation of a new pharmaceutical to help Wolfpack fans cope with defeat. Dr. Forrest Wake, of Bayer AG, told reporters that ProPac, the new pharmaceutical in question, would help Wolfpack fans better deal … Continue reading Scientists Develop Pharmaceutical to Help NC State Fans Cope With Defeat

Joe Camel Named New Mascot of Campbell University

In anticipation of its baseball team's matchup with North Carolina State in the Greenville Regional of the NCAA tournament, Campbell University announced Tuesday that Joe Camel will be the school's new official mascot. Joe Camel, who is most remembered for his advertising work for Camel cigarettes over two decades ago, told reporters he was excited … Continue reading Joe Camel Named New Mascot of Campbell University