NC State Fan Group Lobbies For Red Forman as Coach

Following NC State's 45-24 loss to Boston College Saturday, a newly-formed Wolfpack fan advocacy group called for Reginald "Red" Forman to replace Dave Doeren as Head Coach. The Coalition For the Expulsion of Coaches that Piss Us Off, or CFECPUO, said that Doeren had worn out his welcome in Raleigh. "We are saddened by another … Continue reading NC State Fan Group Lobbies For Red Forman as Coach

UNC Football Recruit Inspires Tissue Shortage in Chapel Hill

Heralded 5-star football recruit Desmond Evans committed to the University of North Carolina on Friday, leading to an almost immediate shortage of tissues in Chapel Hill. Sarah Wong, a Walgreens employee, told reporters that her store ran out of tissues at 4:00 p.m., two hours after Evans's announcement. "We hadn't sold a single box of … Continue reading UNC Football Recruit Inspires Tissue Shortage in Chapel Hill

Miami Turnover Chain Spotted in Pawn Shop, Team Claims it’s a Fake

A Coral Gables resident claimed Saturday to have spotted the Miami Hurricanes' infamous turnover chain in a local pawn shop, drawing a swift rebuke from the team. Joey Pantone, an avid Hurricanes fan, said he stopped by Don-Z Cash Pawnbroker to pawn a pair of leather chaps when he noticed the turnover chain hanging behind … Continue reading Miami Turnover Chain Spotted in Pawn Shop, Team Claims it’s a Fake