NC State Fans Call For Cancellation of Football Season

Following 10th-ranked NC State’s 30-20 loss to 5th-ranked Clemson Saturday, some disgruntled Wolfpack fans called for the rest of the football season to be canceled. Despite the Wolfpack (4-1) suffering its first loss of the season to a nationally-ranked opponent, in some fans’ eyes the season is already a disappointment. Bob Ackerman, a life long … Continue reading NC State Fans Call For Cancellation of Football Season

Jesus Considers Pulling Support for Notre Dame Football

Following Marshall’s 26-21 football upset over 8th-ranked Notre Dame on Saturday, Jesus Christ suggested the possibility of withdrawing his support for the Fighting Irish program. Christ told reporters that despite Notre Dame being a Catholic university, he was disappointed in the team’s performance against a non-Power 5 program. “Look, I love everybody,” Christ explained, “I … Continue reading Jesus Considers Pulling Support for Notre Dame Football

Wolfpack Fan Claims Responsibility for Victory over UNC

Following NC State’s come-from-behind 34-30 victory over UNC on Friday, one disgruntled Wolfpack fan was quick to claim responsibility. Jack Vernon, a lifelong NC State fan who claims to be in a “love-hate relationship” with the school’s athletic department, told reporters that the Wolfpack won the game because he didn’t watch. “It’s pretty much science, … Continue reading Wolfpack Fan Claims Responsibility for Victory over UNC