Democrats Plan to Start Fetterman at DH Next Year

As the midterm elections approach, some Democrats have discussed a plan to start Senate candidate John Fetterman at DH in next year’s Congressional Baseball game. Despite Fetterman not being a Representative (he is currently running for the Senate seat in Pennsylvania being vacated by Republican Pat Toomey), several Congressional Democrats think Fetterman would be a … Continue reading Democrats Plan to Start Fetterman at DH Next Year

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Disrupts House Session, Blames Laser Pointer

Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) caused a stir during a House session Wednesday. According to one of Ocasio-Cortez's aides, she was in the middle of discussing gun control legislation when she started running around the House chambers. "She was sitting there talking," the aide said, "and suddenly she stops and her eyes dart down. Next thing … Continue reading Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Disrupts House Session, Blames Laser Pointer

Elizabeth Warren Should’ve been a Pirate

The biggest mistake Elizabeth Warren ever made was claiming to have Native American ancestry. I'm sorry, but Native Americans have been through enough over the last several centuries without having to worry about a white politician claiming to share their genealogy. Okay, that's not really fair, because for all I know maybe Warren DOES have … Continue reading Elizabeth Warren Should’ve been a Pirate