McConnell Denies Being a Turtle, Refuses to Provide Documentation

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), denied rumors over the weekend that he was a turtle, but refused to provide the proper documentation to prove that he wasn't. McConnell said that he wasn't sure how the rumor started, but was adamant in his denial. "No, I'm not a turtle," McConnell told reporters in front of … Continue reading McConnell Denies Being a Turtle, Refuses to Provide Documentation

Time Travel

The concept of time travel has always fascinated me, courtesy of Back to the Future, The Terminator, and Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. As a kid, I always told myself I would go back in time to witness historic events, such as the signing of the Declaration of Independence, or Custer's last stand at … Continue reading Time Travel

Bacon-Flavored Sausage

I saw this at the grocery store today: I'm confused. Breakfast sausage...made with bacon? 🤷‍♂️🤯 Don't get me wrong, I love both of these things, but have I been eating something that I THOUGHT was sausage or bacon that was actually something else this whole time? What if I was actually eating processed "food" laced … Continue reading Bacon-Flavored Sausage