President Trump Calls For General Tso’s Resignation Over China’s Role in COVID-19 Pandemic

In an unprecedented move Friday afternoon, President Donald Trump called for General Tso's resignation in response to what he perceived to be China's role in the COVID-19 outbreak. Trump told reporters that intelligence reports indicated that Tso played a pivotal role in the COVID-19 virus spreading to the United States. "The Chinese have this one … Continue reading President Trump Calls For General Tso’s Resignation Over China’s Role in COVID-19 Pandemic

Restaurant Manager Advocates for Permanent Social Distancing for “Karens”

As the COVID-19 pandemic continues to spread across the United States, one local restaurant manager has called for permanent social distancing. Not for those who have tested positive for COVID-19, though, but for anyone who tests positive as a "Karen", a term for overbearing female customers. Harold Gold, a restauranteur with Denny's in Selma, North … Continue reading Restaurant Manager Advocates for Permanent Social Distancing for “Karens”

Nickelback to Hold Living Room Concert in Response to COVID-19, Nobody Cares

In response to the rise in COVID-19 cases worldwide, rock band Nickelback announced Monday that they would be holding a concert from Chad Kroeger's living room. Despite riding the coattails of the iHeart Radio's "Living Room Concert for America", which was held Sunday, no one seemed to care about the band's announcement. Kroeger told reporters … Continue reading Nickelback to Hold Living Room Concert in Response to COVID-19, Nobody Cares