This is a trying time for Catholics. It is currently the Lenten season, which began on Ash Wednesday, and an important part of Lent is not eating meat on Fridays. But one Catholic has decided to take an unorthodox approach. Sebastian Willis, a 40-year-old graduate student at Franciscan University of Steubenville, recently hired Admiral Ackbar, … Continue reading Catholic Hires Admiral Ackbar To Keep Him From Eating Meat During Lent
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A local car dealer was disappointed to learn that, despite shaving his genital area, he still has a tiny penis. Lance Morehead, 32, of Under the Hood Cars, said he had never attempted the grooming technique before and that he hoped that it would make his penis appear more enticing. "I've always been a little...insecure … Continue reading Manscaper Shaves Genitals, Learns He Still Has a Tiny Penis
A local man caused a scene outside of a movie theater this weekend when the woman he was with refused his sexual advances. Jeff Lang, 25, was seen yelling at Sarah Clarke, 18, in the parking lot of the AMC Theatre in Raleigh on Sunday after watching the newly-released Captain Marvel. Other moviegoers were visibly … Continue reading Nice guy gets angry when date refuses to sleep with him after seeing Captain Marvel
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