Disney+ User Files Complaint Against Geppetto

A Disney+ subscriber filed a complaint with the Raleigh Police Department against renowned toy maker Geppetto Monday after watching Pinocchio on the newly-released streaming service. Clark Wendell, a kindergarten teacher, claimed that Geppetto was exhibiting pedophile-like behavior in the film. "Think about it," Wendell told authorities, "an old man who lives alone with a cat … Continue reading Disney+ User Files Complaint Against Geppetto

Pampers to Introduce Avengers-Themed Adult Diapers for Upcoming Film

Marvel fans who are excited for Avengers: Endgame, but nervous about the 181-minute runtime, can breathe a sigh of relief. In preparation for the upcoming film, Pampers is releasing Marvel-themed, adult-size diapers for any moviegoers who don't want to miss a moment of the action. Pampers spokesperson Peter Holdin told reporters that he had been … Continue reading Pampers to Introduce Avengers-Themed Adult Diapers for Upcoming Film

Cookie Monster: “Will Smith not Blue Enough”

As Brie Larson fends off keyboard warriors during this week's release of Captain Marvel, Disney has another controversy on its hands with the upcoming live-action remake of Aladdin, set to hit theaters in May. Since its inception, Aladdin has faced backlash from social activists for its updated Genie character, played by Will Smith. But this … Continue reading Cookie Monster: “Will Smith not Blue Enough”