Dogs for Government

When it comes to dogs, I have a few firmly-held beliefs: 1. We don't deserve them I mean, have you ever seen a dog commit genocide, or intentionally infect people with syphilis or smallpox? Plus they're ADOWABOWL! 2. There's no such thing as a bad dog, only dogs with terrible owners If you were raised … Continue reading Dogs for Government

Christmas Day Scramble

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas! If you didn't celebrate Christmas, then I hope you enjoyed the day off! If you worked at Waffle House on Christmas Day, then I hope you made a lot of money in tips and didn't burn yourself on the grill! This Christmas Day for me was momentous. For … Continue reading Christmas Day Scramble