President Trump Calls For General Tso’s Resignation Over China’s Role in COVID-19 Pandemic

In an unprecedented move Friday afternoon, President Donald Trump called for General Tso's resignation in response to what he perceived to be China's role in the COVID-19 outbreak. Trump told reporters that intelligence reports indicated that Tso played a pivotal role in the COVID-19 virus spreading to the United States. "The Chinese have this one … Continue reading President Trump Calls For General Tso’s Resignation Over China’s Role in COVID-19 Pandemic

Nationals and Astros Players Awarded Extra Doubles Following Game 5 Flashing Incident

In response to two women flashing their chests during Game 5 of the World Series, Major League Baseball announced Monday that each player on the field at the time of the incident would be awarded an additional double towards their batting statistics. Shagmag founder Julia Rose and company brand executive Lauren Summer were banned indefinitely … Continue reading Nationals and Astros Players Awarded Extra Doubles Following Game 5 Flashing Incident

NCAA Uncovers Plot to Cut Trevor Lawrence’s Hair

The NCAA announced Wednesday that it had uncovered evidence of a plot by multiple football coaches to cut Clemson sophomore quarterback Trevor Lawrence's hair against his will. NCAA President Mark Emmert said the scheme was unprecedented in the world of amateur athletics. "We've dealt with many different scandals over the decades," Emmert said, "but this … Continue reading NCAA Uncovers Plot to Cut Trevor Lawrence’s Hair