NCAA Uncovers Plot to Cut Trevor Lawrence’s Hair

The NCAA announced Wednesday that it had uncovered evidence of a plot by multiple football coaches to cut Clemson sophomore quarterback Trevor Lawrence's hair against his will. NCAA President Mark Emmert said the scheme was unprecedented in the world of amateur athletics. "We've dealt with many different scandals over the decades," Emmert said, "but this … Continue reading NCAA Uncovers Plot to Cut Trevor Lawrence’s Hair

Stormy Mistaken for a Trump Supporter, Chased out of DC Restaurant

The Carolina Hurricanes mascot was driven out of a DC-area restaurant Wednesday night following the Canes' series-clinching Game 7 victory over the Washington Capitals in the first round of the Stanley Cup playoffs. Stormy, the Canes' pig mascot, was spotted eating at a local Denny's when one customer mistook him for a Trump supporter. "He … Continue reading Stormy Mistaken for a Trump Supporter, Chased out of DC Restaurant

Biden Denies Groping Statue of Liberty

Former Vice President Joe Biden attempted to clear the air Monday in the wake of multiple allegations of misconduct. "I don't know what you've heard," Biden told reporters. "But I absolutely did not grope the Statue of Liberty." Recent accusations by Lucy Flores and Amy Lappos have brought Biden unwanted attention as he weighs a … Continue reading Biden Denies Groping Statue of Liberty