Trump Burgers and Student Athletes

So the Clemson Tigers football team visited the White House (something about celebrating a national championship or some such thing), and President Trump rolled out the red carpet with: A fast-food buffet! But what the hell, Trump? No Chick-fil-a? I guess you can kiss the Evangelical vote goodbye for 2020. No Chick-fil-a=No God. On the … Continue reading Trump Burgers and Student Athletes

Dogs for Government

When it comes to dogs, I have a few firmly-held beliefs: 1. We don't deserve them I mean, have you ever seen a dog commit genocide, or intentionally infect people with syphilis or smallpox? Plus they're ADOWABOWL! 2. There's no such thing as a bad dog, only dogs with terrible owners If you were raised … Continue reading Dogs for Government


It's a good day. First of all, it's Saturday. Secondly, Jeremiah Johnson is on Amazon Prime. Thirdly, it's a Saturday that I'm not scheduled to work. Fourthly (is that a word? Be a lot cooler if it was), NC State gets to play Louisville today (bye bye, Bobby Petrino!). Fifthly, (another possible word), my brother … Continue reading GUN SHOW BYAAAH!