Third Little Pig Accuses Rioters of Stealing Bricks

A Raleigh pig accused protesters of stealing a pallet of bricks off his property Tuesday in order to use them in riots if President Donald Trump is re-elected. The pig, who identified himself as "Third Little", told reporters he was planning to build an addition to his house with the newly-purchased bricks when he saw … Continue reading Third Little Pig Accuses Rioters of Stealing Bricks

Biden Supports Jorgensen in Presidential Debates as Long as He Can Sniff Her Hair

Photo attributed to Gage Skidmore In a surprising move Tuesday, Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden announced that he would support Libertarian candidate Jo Jorgensen's inclusion in the Presidential debates as long as she would allow him to sniff her hair. Biden explained to reporters that he would enjoy having Jorgensen in the debates with him … Continue reading Biden Supports Jorgensen in Presidential Debates as Long as He Can Sniff Her Hair

Trump Changes Tune on Confederate Monuments After Learning They Honor Democrats

President Donald Trump appeared to change his tune regarding Confederate monuments Friday after learning that many Confederates were members of the Democratic Party. Trump told reporters that he didn't realize that Democrats were the driving force behind the founding of the Confederate States of America, a coalition of states that seceded from the United States … Continue reading Trump Changes Tune on Confederate Monuments After Learning They Honor Democrats