In the wake of NC State's defeat at the hands of Campbell University Saturday in the NCAA baseball tournament, scientists revealed the creation of a new pharmaceutical to help Wolfpack fans cope with defeat. Dr. Forrest Wake, of Bayer AG, told reporters that ProPac, the new pharmaceutical in question, would help Wolfpack fans better deal … Continue reading Scientists Develop Pharmaceutical to Help NC State Fans Cope With Defeat
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(Not me) Just to be clear: I'm not a meth dealer. It's just not my thing. Just to be clear: Meth is bad for you, mmmkay? But if I WAS a meth dealer I don't think I'd be particularly bad at it. Nobody would ever suspect that I, 240-pound Zach Yonk, killer of bugs and … Continue reading If I was a Meth Dealer
