North Carolina Football Players Spotted Attending Class

Football season is still six months away, but the University of North Carolina football program, following the hiring of returning Head Coach Mack Brown, is already on the brink of a new era. For example, multiple Tar Heel football players have been spotted...going to class. Much like the infamous Loch Ness Monster, the sightings have … Continue reading North Carolina Football Players Spotted Attending Class

Mr. Newkirk and the WashinGTon Wizards

As a boy, I had the opportunity to attend WashinGTon Elementary School ("GT" stood for "gifted and talented." It was a magnet school, which begs the question "What the hell was I doing there?"). Fun fact: WashinGTon is actually on the U.S. National Register of Historic Places. Another fun fact: our mascot was a wizard. … Continue reading Mr. Newkirk and the WashinGTon Wizards