Shit, and I thought waking Boo-Thang up was a dangerous proposition. At least she's never bitten me. Miles woke me up early this morning (just after 4), because he had to pee. As I opened the bedroom door to go leash him up, Mr. Crackers scurried past us and hopped up on the bed. That … Continue reading Bed Bites
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They say that if you want to hurt a parent, then talk shit about his or her kids. My wife and I don't have any kids, but we DO have dogs. Miles and Crackers mean the world to us. Would it be nice if they were a little more well-behaved? Sure, but oh well. I … Continue reading Dog Ridicule
Three years ago today, I was a struggling door-to-door salesman cog in a pyramid scheme machine. Okay, I shouldn't use the word "struggling," because that would imply that I was giving some sort of effort. Three years ago today, I was a DEFEATED door-to-door salesman cog in a pyramid scheme machine. My boss had sent … Continue reading My 100th Post: Meeting my Wife
