They say that if you want to hurt a parent, then talk shit about his or her kids. My wife and I don't have any kids, but we DO have dogs. Miles and Crackers mean the world to us. Would it be nice if they were a little more well-behaved? Sure, but oh well. I … Continue reading Dog Ridicule
Three years ago today, I was a struggling door-to-door salesman cog in a pyramid scheme machine. Okay, I shouldn't use the word "struggling," because that would imply that I was giving some sort of effort. Three years ago today, I was a DEFEATED door-to-door salesman cog in a pyramid scheme machine. My boss had sent … Continue reading My 100th Post: Meeting my Wife
Four years ago I was that dude on Facebook who would cringe whenever people posted pictures of themselves with their wives, husbands, kids, or anything in their lives that made them happy. If someone posted a picture with their gf/bf? "Ugh, get a fucking room." If someone posted a picture of their eight kids in … Continue reading Dogs, Life, Marriage, Etc.