NCAA Uncovers Plot to Cut Trevor Lawrence’s Hair

The NCAA announced Wednesday that it had uncovered evidence of a plot by multiple football coaches to cut Clemson sophomore quarterback Trevor Lawrence's hair against his will. NCAA President Mark Emmert said the scheme was unprecedented in the world of amateur athletics. "We've dealt with many different scandals over the decades," Emmert said, "but this … Continue reading NCAA Uncovers Plot to Cut Trevor Lawrence’s Hair

NC State’s Possible Ties to Lori Loughlin Cost Wolfpack NCAA Bid

NC State fans were disappointed on Selection Sunday when they learned the Wolfpack men's basketball team would not be participating in the 2019 NCAA Tournament. The Wolfpack will instead participate in the NIT Tournament, facing Hofstra on Tuesday in Raleigh. While there were multiple explanations as to why the Wolfpack was snubbed by the NCAA … Continue reading NC State’s Possible Ties to Lori Loughlin Cost Wolfpack NCAA Bid

Manscaper Shaves Genitals, Learns He Still Has a Tiny Penis

A local car dealer was disappointed to learn that, despite shaving his genital area, he still has a tiny penis. Lance Morehead, 32, of Under the Hood Cars, said he had never attempted the grooming technique before and that he hoped that it would make his penis appear more enticing. "I've always been a little...insecure … Continue reading Manscaper Shaves Genitals, Learns He Still Has a Tiny Penis