Man Discovers Mack Brown Image in Tree, Predicts Successful Season for UNC Football

A Chapel Hill man claimed to have found an image of UNC Head Football Coach Mack Brown in a tree Wednesday, and that it was a good omen for North Carolina's upcoming football season. Gerald McLamb, self-described "Tar Heel football enthusiast", said he stumbled upon the image while searching for his marbles in a nearby … Continue reading Man Discovers Mack Brown Image in Tree, Predicts Successful Season for UNC Football

Church Installs Card Swipers on Collection Baskets

In an effort to improve stagnated donation numbers, one local church has decided to move into the 21st century by installing credit card swipers on its collection baskets. The Reverend Shep F. Leece of the West Raleigh Notoftendenominational Church, or WRNC, said the implementation of card swipers would lead to an increase in donations, which … Continue reading Church Installs Card Swipers on Collection Baskets

A New Type of Pest

In my three years as a pest control technician, I have encountered some pretty hair-raising stuff. Cockroaches, bed bugs, rats, snakes, customers with unrealistic expectations (sorry, but I don't get paid enough to go into your crawl space and seal up EVERY SINGLE TINY HOLE), you name it. But I certainly wasn't prepared for what … Continue reading A New Type of Pest