A temperance group in Pennsylvania criticized Democratic Governor Tom Wolf on Tuesday for the upcoming one-night ban on alcohol sales in bars and restaurants, arguing that the ban does not go far enough. Joseph T. Todeler, a member of the temperance group widely known as the Baptist Church, slammed Governor Wolf for only instituting the … Continue reading Temperance Group Criticizes Pennsylvania Alcohol Ban, Says it Doesn’t go Far Enough
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A Raleigh pig accused protesters of stealing a pallet of bricks off his property Tuesday in order to use them in riots if President Donald Trump is re-elected. The pig, who identified himself as "Third Little", told reporters he was planning to build an addition to his house with the newly-purchased bricks when he saw … Continue reading Third Little Pig Accuses Rioters of Stealing Bricks
Photo attributed to Gage Skidmore In a surprising move Tuesday, Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden announced that he would support Libertarian candidate Jo Jorgensen's inclusion in the Presidential debates as long as she would allow him to sniff her hair. Biden explained to reporters that he would enjoy having Jorgensen in the debates with him … Continue reading Biden Supports Jorgensen in Presidential Debates as Long as He Can Sniff Her Hair
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