Best and Worst Christmas Gifts

Christmas is supposed to be a time of giving, right? Damn right it is, so remember that the next time your significant other gets you a bottle of mouthwash. You know, for when you're both standing under the mistletoe. He or she didn't have to get you ANYTHING, after all. That said, I do think … Continue reading Best and Worst Christmas Gifts

His and Hers: Movies

There are plenty of things that my wife and I don't see eye-to-eye on. For one thing, she thinks Sublime makes good music, and I think I've heard better sounds from cats fornicating in a garbage can (I promise I don't just go around town hoping to find cats fornicating in a garbage can just … Continue reading His and Hers: Movies

John Wayne and the Unintentionally Inappropriate Comment

John Wayne is my all-time favorite actor. No, I do NOT think he is the all-time BEST actor. That's one of the reasons I like him so much. You never saw him try too hard in his movies (whatever you do, DO NOT GOOGLE "JOHN WAYNE AS GENGHIS KHAN"). He was always either a cowboy, … Continue reading John Wayne and the Unintentionally Inappropriate Comment