Methodone Clinic Sees Increase In Hurricanes Fan Attendance

In the wake of the Carolina Hurricanes being swept out of the Stanley Cup Playoffs by the Boston Bruins, one local Methodone clinic has seen an increase in Hurricanes fans. As a result, the clinic has developed a new pharmaceutical, called Methocane, which was manufactured specifically for those suffering from hockey withdrawal. Dr. Winston Pugh, … Continue reading Methodone Clinic Sees Increase In Hurricanes Fan Attendance

Mayhem Steals Mrazek’s Jersey, Causes Havoc as Hurricanes Fall to Bruins in Game 2

(Photograph is the property of Peter Massas) Mayhem made a surprise appearance for the Carolina Hurricanes on Sunday in Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals against the Boston Bruins as the Hurricanes were defeated 6-2 on Sunday to fall behind two games in the series. During the TV stoppage almost twelve minutes into the … Continue reading Mayhem Steals Mrazek’s Jersey, Causes Havoc as Hurricanes Fall to Bruins in Game 2

Aho’s Ex-Girlfriend the Reason Behind PNC Arena Broom Ban

When PNC Arena officials announced that no brooms would be allowed in for Game 4 of the Carolina Hurricanes-New York Islanders second round playoff series, many fans were disappointed. After all, the Hurricanes hold a commanding 3-0 series lead over the Islanders, and the fans are hoping for a sweep. According to Hurricanes personnel, however, … Continue reading Aho’s Ex-Girlfriend the Reason Behind PNC Arena Broom Ban