Karen Actually Apologizes to Jogger for Sticking Her Nose Into His Business

A local Karen apologized to an African American man Tuesday afternoon after sticking her nose into his business while he was jogging in her neighborhood. Karen Wentz, of Cary, North Carolina, told reporters that she was sitting on her front porch when she noticed Robert Paul, an African American jogger, striding along the sidewalk in … Continue reading Karen Actually Apologizes to Jogger for Sticking Her Nose Into His Business

Karens Incapable of Racism, Study Claims

The results of a study conducted by the Karen Research Institute (KRI) were released Wednesday with the bombshell claim that Karen is physically incapable of racism. Dr. Karen Liedel, founder of the KRI, explained some of the highlights of the study during a press conference. "It is with much excitement that I present the most … Continue reading Karens Incapable of Racism, Study Claims

Restaurant Manager Advocates for Permanent Social Distancing for “Karens”

As the COVID-19 pandemic continues to spread across the United States, one local restaurant manager has called for permanent social distancing. Not for those who have tested positive for COVID-19, though, but for anyone who tests positive as a "Karen", a term for overbearing female customers. Harold Gold, a restauranteur with Denny's in Selma, North … Continue reading Restaurant Manager Advocates for Permanent Social Distancing for “Karens”