Deck the Halls with…John McClane?

Egg Nog makes the lights look groovy Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Die Hard's not a Christmas movie Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Well we're only 23 days away from Christmas. Time for Santa hats, Barney Fife ornaments, Egg Nog and Hallmark Channel Movies. Ho Ho Ho! Tis the season, on the other hand, to send out this important reminder: Die. Hard. Is. … Continue reading Deck the Halls with…John McClane?

The Patriot

(Photo courtesy of Columbia Pictures. No, they didn't personally allow me to use it, but I don't want to be accused of copyright infringement). Not a whole lot of movies scream "MURICA, FUCK YEAH" as clearly or as loudly as The Patriot. The only thing that would've made it more "MURICA" is if Mel Gibson … Continue reading The Patriot

Halloween and Blackface

Here I go, wading into the is-blackface-okay-or-not-okay maelstrom wrought by Megyn Kelly. Blackface, in my opinion, is like burning the American flag. Sure, you have the RIGHT to do it, but I accept zero responsibility for anything that's done to your face as a result of doing it. No, I'm not going to be the … Continue reading Halloween and Blackface