Hubert Davis to Hire Sex Therapist for UNC After Blowing 15-point Halftime Lead

After blowing a 15-point halftime lead in the NCAA National Championship basketball game against Kansas, UNC Head Coach Hubert Davis told reporters he wanted to add a new member to his coaching staff: a sex therapist. UNC’s run to the championship ended Monday as they fell to the Kansas Jayhawks 72-69, and Davis wasted no … Continue reading Hubert Davis to Hire Sex Therapist for UNC After Blowing 15-point Halftime Lead

Desperate Wolfpack Fan Calls for Graham to Start

One desperate NC State fan called on Head Basketball Coach Kevin Keatts to start walk-on Chase Graham for the rest of the season. Anthony Williamson, a lifelong Wolfpack fan and self-described “basketball whisperer”, told reporters that he was disappointed in the team’s performance so far. “They’re 10-10 at this point,” Williamson argued, “and the ACC … Continue reading Desperate Wolfpack Fan Calls for Graham to Start

Wolfpack Fan Claims Responsibility for Victory over UNC

Following NC State’s come-from-behind 34-30 victory over UNC on Friday, one disgruntled Wolfpack fan was quick to claim responsibility. Jack Vernon, a lifelong NC State fan who claims to be in a “love-hate relationship” with the school’s athletic department, told reporters that the Wolfpack won the game because he didn’t watch. “It’s pretty much science, … Continue reading Wolfpack Fan Claims Responsibility for Victory over UNC